I 10 reasons why i didn't do my homework!!!!!!!

HAVE YOU EVER NOT DONE YOUR HOMEWORK AND NOT HAVE A GOOD EXCUSE?
WELL I HAVE .
1st. My cat used it as kitty litter. She obviously does not value school Education!!!!!!!!!!!
(naughty kitty!!)

2nd. The dog ate it, then through it back up, how gross is that!!! "your cleaning that up, miss!!!":paige(mum)"OOOHHH":Linsey

3rd. You said that we were studying the enviroment so i planted it agian!!!!!!!!

4th. I ran out of loo paper!!!!!!!!!
(you've got to go sometimes.)

5th. My sister scribbled on it with a black pen!!!!!!
(shes only four years old.)

6th. My homework got up and ran away from me!!!!!!
(i don't know how it grew legs.)

7th. It is against human rights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8th. I wasn't allowed to do my homework for a punishment!!!!!!!!!!!
(It wasn't my fault.)

9th. I got hungry on the way to school!!!!!!
(look at my tummy and smile)

10th. My dad threw it in the fire before I could stop him!!!!!!!!!!!
(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!)

Thank you for listening to my speech.